1. Gossip Girl is full of beautiful people who can't act and who probably won't have careers after it's cancellation.
2. Gossip Girl has no plot, which is why they need the beautiful people to hide that fact under a pile of drool.
3. I could not give less of a damn about Chuck and Blair. Why are they on there? They are neither beautiful nor interesting.
4. Nate and Sareena should be together and make lots of beautiful, bad acting babies. They probably will be by the series finale.
5. Maureen is crazy! SUPER CRAZY!!!
6. Dr. Douche needs to grow a pair. He left Sareena in a wrecked car!!!
7. I could still not give less of a damn about Chuck and Blair. They are still ugly and boring.
8. Taylor Momson is good looking! Very gorgeous, meaning she is probably the worst actor (but maybe not because Chace Crawford is pretty monotoned)!!!
8. I came in on the season finale and knew everything that had happened all season, meaning not much went on.
9. KRISTEN BELL IS THE WORST NARRATOR OF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL TIME!!!!!
10. There is not 10, I just like the number.
So there you have it. That's my take on a show with below average acting and above average looks.

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